it's the wife's
surrogate child
so........
not nice to kill the BABY....
tried telling her
DO NOT feed the dammed cat
in the middle of the night
she says "WHY? he's Hungry" !!
i said BECAUSE then...he's smart enough to learn
that if i wakem up i get fed.....
and your "TRAINING" him to do that
so....
he tried that last night at 1:00 am
and i grabbed that pesky lil basstid
and locked him upstairs (his domain)
for the night....
