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Subject: The Best "Dear John" Letter ever

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a "Dear John"
letter
from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows:


Dear Ricky,


I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us
is
just
too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice, since
you've
been
gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return
the
picture of me that I sent to you.


Love, Becky


The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any
snapshots
they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends,
aunts,
cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included
all the
other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his
buddies.
There
were 57 photos in that envelope....along with this note:


Dear Becky,


I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who you are. Please take
your
picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.

Take Care,

Ricky