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		 when i was a real little tyke  
 
i was hauled literally to the Doctor 
this was when the little black bag carrying Doc 
would pay you house calls.... but couldn't that day 
 
anyways i was just terrified 
this guy looked like alfred hitchcock 
and spoke like BORIS Karloff in a very deep voice 
 
so  being completely uncooperative as i was ascared 
i got my trousers pulled down and then got spanked real good by Dad 
then a second later i got jabbed by a needle (some vaccination) 
by the scary Doc... showing zero sympathy  
so it was double traumatic for me.... 
as a result 
i have never trusted them since 
		
		
		
		
		
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