I can see disputing the house temp with the wife but how do you put your recreational budget before little kids? They're only little for a short time. Enjoy them while they're still cute and funny. Go back to being a fishing nut when they become zit covered teens and don't want you in their business anymore.
Divorce, Alimony and Child Support is a hell of a lot more expensive than 3 ZBs and Stella. What the hell would you need 3 z's for anyway? By some extra spools.
Sounds like a great dad.
