My friends are trying to set me up with some of their lonely friends.
I tell them.
1 Non smoking
2. Not a drunk
3. Not addicted to xanax or adderall
4. No kids
5. Not in therapy
They tell me she doesn't exist, good luck.
I'm gonna have to lower my standards.
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Last edited by MAKAI; 09-09-2013 at 07:32 PM..
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