Sorry Mikey!!!
Drunk and jealous has nothing to do with it. I just like freaking you out (you take it so seriously)! I don't think your gay, neither does anybody else.
I'm just overcompensating for the big brother bully factor that I never applied to you when we were kids!
Nobody loves you more than me Mikey, I mean it!
UUGGHH does that make me an incestuous gay?
Anybody looking for action like this look for me and Mikey on the beach just outside of town on Saturday nite.
Love,
Homo Rick
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