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One of these days we will hear on the news of a well intentioned bespectabled angler gone rogue at the canal. It will be a morning in late May with a beautiful sunrise and breaking tide. A disheveled man with no bicycle will emerge from the tracks with an uzi and will introduce himself to jubilant anglers with a shopping cart full of ammo for their consumption.Ala Michael Douglas in the movie Falling Down.Thirty pounders will line the banks and people will attempt to swim for their lives to escape the hero of Morone who has a cape on and the letter N emblazoned on the front.
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