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Terrorist Attack Gone Lipless?
Al-Qa'ida militants Sheik Urbooty and Hous Bin Pharteen floundered at an attempt of bombing the Block Island cliff-side earlier today. Apparently these two terrorists infiltrated an old manufacturing plant in Gainesville Ga. which they believe housed the blue-prints for building the perfect bomb. Unfortunately for them, they infiltrated the old' Bomber Lures factory and created just that...a Super-Sized-Bomber! During flight the lips broke off landing all three prototypes into the cliff-side.
Both men were apprehended shortly afterwards when they returned to the scene of the bombing in a small boat (seen in the picture) to search for any floating fish to send back to their wives.
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