I had the Wife 100% Naked
laying on top of the massage table
for a nice Romantic > knotted muscle MASSAGE
AND
SUDDENLY
there is this BLOOD thirsty
MUST have Rabies
Vampire BAT flying in the Living room
a foot over her with much screeching!
SHE was doing the screeching-lol
SENT her to the Bedroom for safety
and i began to BATTLE the ravenous beast
i prop opened the front door and glass storm door
to let it out
although i really never saw it EXIT...
about 30 minutes goes by (everything calm)
and we are trying again (finally)
to work on the knotted MUSCLE she's had for so long.....
and it JUMPS out again from under the couch deviously
revealing it's new Lair as it swoops down to ravage her
over and over with much Clamor and excitement (screaming)
until i opened the attic door which it flew into and hit the floor
where i threw a towel over the vicious beast and then i dragged it
back to the OUTSIDE world once again..... while it growled @ me
