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long time ago i snuck outside to watch a skunk up close and personal
and so i went into ninja mode so as to not startle it (period) and sat down
on this cement bench outside the cottage. I sat there for 20 minutes very still
and extremely quiet. After awhile my Ass was starting to ache and i looked to the right to sneak away
and son of a bitch there's another friggan skunk 5 feet from me so now I'm stuck there between two of them not daring to move.
45 minutes later they finally were working together on an old garbage pail fliptop
where one would stand on the lid handle to open it while the other one grabbed
something out of the pail quick-like and i was able to hightail outta there without getting sprayed.
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