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Old 08-22-2001, 07:19 AM   #7
JohnR
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Talking I think I know Got Striper's secret...

I think I know Got Striper's secret to attracting fish to the boat. Those of us that have been on board with him realize that he is just a littl evil/crazy when it comes to bass (big or little) fishin' and we also realize he is a speed demon. So, after making some mathematical calculations on the hull of his craft I was able to determine that it is faster than 150HP on 12 feet of tin should really be.

Based on the number of fish found around the bow of the boat and the above mentioned performance edge, I'm convinced that he is coating the forward sections of the hull with pogy oil - both as a waxing agent and a fish attractant. As for the ghoulish laugh? I think he gargles some of that pogy oil before "waxing" the hull... That's my story and I'm sticking to it...

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