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My Buddy Tells His Wife: You Have a Choice...
10-1-2003
By Don Corleone
BOSTON — Husbands need sex, and it's a wife's job to provide it - as much as he wants, whenever he wants it. However, sometimes when said husband comes home severely intoxicated, sex becomes MUCH less attractive to the wife. At this point, my buddy recommends giving her a choice. He states that "A high level of intoxication can turn my wife off...A LOT. So, the other night when I came home three sheets to the wind and feeling randy, she said it's not going to happen. I then gave her a choice. I informed her that she had three holes and only two hands, and that she needed to make a choice."
Her choice, you ask? She chose option B - beat him with her two hands, and make him sleep on the couch. I can't believe he's still married.
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