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Not sure if you guys have heard this one but here it goes.....
There's this European girl who's hard on her luck here in New england and is at the bar thinking of how she's going to get back to the motherland. A man buys her a drink and askes her why she is so sad. She says to him.."I'm broke and cant get home to europe". The guy says "I tell you what, I work on a cruise ship. I can sneak you on board and hide you in a life boat. All I ask in return is a little sex every day and just make sure you never leave the life boat. We're leaving tomorrow morning"
She says "Great I'll meet you there!"
Well, she meets him at the boat and they set sail. Every day he sneaks under the life boat's cover, has sex with her and leaves her some food.
After about 2 weeks, the captian catches the guy leaving the life boat and peeks inside to see this girl laying there under a blanket.
He says "what are you doing here?!" The lady says Oh, your first mate told me That this ship is sailing for europe and If I f*ucked him every day he'd keep me hidden..
The captian starts laughing his A*ss off and says "Lady, you sure are f*ucked, this is the Block Island Ferry!!!!!".
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