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Originally posted by bloocrab
Carry a small fresh-water rod, blurr the reel a bit in photoshop, some of these guys can read those small words and they'll expose you...those are killer, really makes the fish look bigger...or using photoshop...remove your knees, making your legs appear shorter. If it's a close-up shot, have a child lip the fish. His small hands next to that big head will make all the "internet" heros turn their head
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Or you could wear really tight daisy duke style denim cut-offs, and then everyone will be looking at them and commenting on them instead of the fish!
Worked for Slip

Helps that he caught a really big fish, too!