DC the wicked drunk approach only works with a very select group of women. Unfortunately, I WAS NOT married to one of these. Luckilly, she's gone now.
Surprisingly enough, there are girls out there who don't mind the "Hey the Sox are on and it's the Sixth Inning Now, So Let's Go Upstairs" approach. You just got to look hard to find them!
Also see "Hey It's Nice Outside so Why Don't We Go Fishing" approach.
Mikey's gonna get mad, but they're out there. Trust me I know.
Love,
Happy rick