Mikey take what your brother said above with a grain of salt. Last night I had a couple, a few, OK, I had multiple beers while anticipating and then watching the Red Sox. So technically, I was legally drunk (option #1). Come the sixth inning (as prescribed by brother Rick) I said, "Hey honey wanna go upstairs?" (option #2) From under her blanket on the couch I heard the reply, "I have a cold and am on medication, my friend's visiting and you've got me interested in this damn game now." I had combined two of his recommendations and still struk out. So being the accomodating guy I am I said, "Well, maybe you could just lie on the floor so you can still see the TV?" I believe the response I got started with a capital F and ended with OFF. Paging Dr. RIck, Paging Dr. Rick. Patient needs a new prescription!
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