OK, so I'm bored and underworked at work today and see ing what kind of internet searches I can do that won't set off any alarms in my IT department. I found an article on a weird fish called the oarfish. Supposed to be the largest growing marine fish. Anyone heard of it before? As usual, I hope this link works:
http://www.chinfo.navy.mil/navpalib/.../apr-pg20.html