Spam
Eel skins and rigs
Drive Thru (so there is no way any stories start)
Rods with an easily visible 28" ruler written in Cambodian (sorry).
A Bassmaster/FWW Cape & Islands/English dictionary
A copy of the new book "Cowboy Down". A self help guide for suffering Red Sox fans (and players)
"Charlie Moore is a wanker"t-shirts
Etc.
