Funny you should say that, John...I've been thinking the same thing right along. Not paying attention to the content really, because anybody can say anything...but the rhythm and phrasing is so similar it's spooky... unless....hmmmm.
If I were to bet my last cent I'm afraid I'd have to put it on: Here we go again. Patrick's created a virtual girlfriend to go along with a virtual job, virtual law school, virtual bluefin tuna angling, etc., etc., et al. So why not a virtual affair?
Get a real job, Patrick. And a real education, a real girl, a real fish, a real life...hey, look what it did for Pinocchio...
