when I was in the Army we had a grain alcohol party and one guy passed out . So I went to the PX and picked up a bottle of nair and we covered him from head to toe and marked him up with sharpies . then I woke him up and told him someone ? had marked him up and he better take a shower to get it off . just a couple minutes go by and we hear this gawd aweful screaming . as soon as the water hit him he was bald like a new baby with some serious burning in his sensitive areas . no eye brows no lashes well you get the picture . he never passed out in front of me again . as I age Im getting softer in the head I dont think Id do it to someone again .
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