Old Memory
1. Friend was a medic in Army.
2. Soldier came in for a procto exam
3. Friend hide behind curtain in room
4. Doctor inserted procto in 'the place'
5. Put one hand on guys left shoulder
6. Friend reached out and put hand on right shoulder
7. Doctor started humming 'Freight Train, Freight Train, Go So Fast'
Rest of story went so fast it's impossible to relate.
Ole Sarge
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