They wanted to wire my right ear to my left so I could hear from both sides. Told me I shouldn't be near anything noisy without ear plugs and ear muffs. I just looked at the Doctor and his audiologist, got up walked out of the office, never got a bill or anything.
The one good thing about being almost deaf is you always have an excuse for ignoring people. I'm sorry if I can't see you I can't hear you.
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