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Nantucket Douche-Spotters
Maserati at 40th Pole...not quite enough air outta the tires for this Chad! Keep diggin’!
Best part might be someone has morphed the Lyrics from Joe Walsh Life's been good
Quote:
Lisa Ford Grant Sing to Joe Walsh “life’s been good “
My Maserati is stuck in the sand,
I lost my brain and then my right hand,
Some local blue collar men in a truck,
Stopped to laugh at me and tell me I'm #^&#^&#^&#^&ed..
But, my daddy's rich and a lawyer to boot,
They laughed some more and told me "I'm cute"...
So I'm at the 40th pole buried quite deep,
Next time around, think I'll buy a Jeep.. 
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