Speaking of Drinking
Beer makes me burp!
Whiskey makes me horney
BUT
A Red Headed Slut will make me dance any night.
1 Shot Peach Shnaps
1 Shot Vodka
1/2 shot Triple Sec
Cover with Cranberry Juice
D R I N K S L O W L Y !!!
1 = Speak More Clearly
2 = Dance
3 = Dance with wife
4 = Pole Dance
5 = Unable to think, walk or speak intelligently for 2 days
The Ole Sarge
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