We all know that it is a sin for a Taliban male to see any woman other
than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So, this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to
walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any
neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this antiterrorist effort.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house
to prove they are not Taliban, and to demonstrate that they think it's
okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
American women.
And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists
and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.
God bless America!
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