Trade: Flying Saucer
Get to the offshore grounds in a millisecond. Skim the waves with nary a bump. Say goodbye to seasickness forever. Hover over the primitives who cut you off on the shore.
Only three trillion light years on the original anti-matter pulse drive.
Will trade for two young and attractive female members of your race for bizarre inter-species mating threesome.
Rocket launchers (rod holders) and Illudium Q 38 explosive modulator extra.
Inquiries via pm please (pictures of prospective trades welcome).
|