Hey Scotch, that is too funny
I think noone stole it cause they figured you were there somewhere, nobody's dumb enough to leave the truck running and go out in the boat
Kid stupid things can't count there's just too much.
The wind the other day reminded me of when I mounted the sail from my snark on my flexible flyer when I was about 12. Musta took me 5 hours to figure out how to rig it up. I drag it down the beach on the snow, set it up, sat on it - nothing. I mean, there was just no friggen way, compare what it takes to push a little snark to pulling a sled. I wish someone woulda told me.
The dogwalkers musta got a kick out of it.