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Old 11-18-2003, 08:26 PM   #24
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A mafia boss realize $10 million is missing from his account and he thinks the only person who could embazzle the money is his own bookkeeper who happens to be dumb.

The mafia goes to his bookkeeper with his lawyer who can speak sign language.

Mafia tells the lawyer to ask the bookkeeper where the money is.

The lawyer asks the bookkeeper and the bookkeeper tell the lawyer he doen't know in sign language.

Mafia gets mad and take out his gun and pointing at the bookkeeper and orders the lawyer to tell the bookkeeper that he will shoot the bookkeeper if he doesn't tell where the money is right now.

The lawyer asks the bookkeeper as he was ordered in sign language.

The freighten bookeeper tells the lawyer the exact location.

So the mafia asks the lawyer "So what did he say?"

The lawyer says to mafia "He says you don't have the balls to pull
the trigger"


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