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fatal shooting in CHOP, guess who they called?
they called the cops. very principled. Id love to hear a recording of that 9-1-1 call. picture every sentence ending in a question, it’s how those idiots talk.
“Cop, dude? There was, like, a shooting and stuff? like, lots of noise, and junk? we could, like, totally use some cops out here, you know? and could they, like, bring some cigarettes and junk? i mean, we still, like, totally hate the cops and all? but can you, like, you know, like send them?”
no irony there, nope. heard the victim is black, not sure if that’s true. i guess black lives don’t matter much in the fledgling idioticracy of CHOP.
dispatcher:
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