Try going shopping at the Christmas Tree Shops!!!
Man o' man, what a cluster %$#*&!!! The place is full of women with bargains on their mind and how fast they can move through the store, I'm telling you I had to get the heck outta there before one of these broads ran me down with the GD shopping carts! What a bloody free-for-all! Their heads are spinning 360 degrees while they hold an item up to look at it, out of the corner of their eye they see someone hold up something else, they drop that item and vault over the display to grab whatever the heck it is before they are all gone!!!!!
All set with Christmas shopping already, people are just so darn rude and inconsiderate!!! How is that for grumpage??
So if you wanna experience what I did, head out to your local Christmas Tree Shop or just about any other store from now until the day after Christmas!
