Ok, we’ve had a pardon, Jerusalem for the evangelicals and a naturalization ceremony on Tweety's Celebrity President Show. Coming soon, a tour of the White House Situation Room?
And then stay tuned for the healing of the sick, the restoration of sight to the blind, facetime with Putin and his other lover....and for a grand finale...maybe an execution to show how strong Tweety is on crime.
So keep in mind that Tweety has turned the White House into the set for his cynical game show with official acts as prizes, with a difference: this time, it’s the host who’s going all-out to win.
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