Gonna try that fartin' thang KarlF, that Grampa Old Spook suggested...that is kind of my style anyway! I am pretty darn good at fartin', couple bowls of #3 chili, some broccoli on the side, a few hershey bars, a couple cups of muddy coffee and we are off to the races...yes sireee...off to the races!

No more holiday shoppin' for this fella!