Go to the drive-thru and order a medium black coffee. "Do you want cream and sugar?" No, just black, please. "How many sugars?" Look Dammitall! Do I have to come in there and show your silly butt how to pour coffee. That's all you have to do pour the freaking coffee in a paper freaking cup and make sure the freaking top in on tight so's I don't wind up with "Big Jim and the twins" scalded bright red...again. Honest, all I want is a medium black coffee served to me right the first time without a war-wound!
