Benny my boy, you don't know how many issues I got. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Critics, tire slashers, certain New Yorkers at Race Point in September, Manzi. two almost six foot tall good lookin' teenage daughters, an Italian Father in law who is connected and worst of all is the youngest of eight kids and the 7 before him were all girls, Striped Bass, plugs, a wife who actually expects me to do stuff around the house on weekends, Tourists, mung, an 82 year old mother who thinks my wife is her actual kid not me, two weeks off in june and two weeks off in September to fish, full moons, work, editors and deadlines, Grumpy old Pharts, eels, earthworms ugh, owning three homes two vehicles, and three boats, taxes, Mitt Romney, Stripers Forever, PETA, Provincetown, the Black Crows split up, Sluggos in Pond Shiner, Van Stal. Piping Plovers in June and July, Seals anytime, ball joints, Manzi, winter and ice fishing, three that want to own me, two that want to stone me and one says she's a friend of mine, the neighbors kid looks like me but I swear I had nothing to do with it, the 70's, and did I say Manzi? It just never ends.
