|
I used to shop with my wife . hell I used to go into stores but that stopped some 18 years ago . Now I give her 500 at a clip and she does it all . " your worse than the kids " got to smile when she says that . cart races in stores . loading everything we dont need into the cart , remove the things we were there for . open food and start eating it befroe we leave the store , fart right in front of people and the sniff the air and ask the stranger " do you smell that ? " , oh the list is long , bottom line is IM NOT ALLOWED TO SHOP ANYMORE . I even went so far as to know when she was shopping in the mall and I would show up and move her car to another side of the lot . leave rude notes on her car like " dont ever park in my spot again " "I see you" . when I did the one guess who she knew . funny thing she was with her Mom and her Mom found the note and was ready to call the police when my wife knew it was me . Ya see I write with both hands and she doesnt see the left side of me too often . Ive moved her carriage around a store ( without her seeing me ) many times then went home as if nothing ever happened . she would come home cussing up the " someone who keeps moving her carriage . " Damn honey Why would they do that ? "
good thing she loves an adventure !
Im am courageous cat
|