You want
GRUMPY??? Celine Dion's old fart of a dad kicked the bucket the other day. I have tickets to see her ('cause my wife likes her) in Caesars Palace in Vegas on Saturday night. You think the miserable Horse-Faced Beatch would mourn a little more so I can get a refund and still look good?
NO SHE WOULDN'T!!!
She's back tomorrow night.
Guess where I'll be saturday night....
AAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!