OK, will the freakin' (jersey adjective) weathermen stop getting all freakin' (again used as an adjective) excited about the freakin' (yep, same adjective again) snow coming?
By tomorrow morning there will be, at most, 2 freakin' inches on the ground at Newark Liberty Airport. I will be on my way to Lost Wages, I mean Las Vegas, and gambling no later than 7 hours later.
Who else beside me bought another snow shovel in the last 24 hours?

I have 4 already but (insert 1st paragraph here).
I promise to get even
GRUMPIER in the next 24 hours. You can bet (ahhhh, I'm betting already...

) on that!!!!
Tinman, guess where the Celine picture came from?
