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OMG
Shovel ? Shovel ? Where the hell is my shovel ? Oh ya, the garage next to that snow blower thingie.
Why does my shovel end up bent and with broken edges? Is it cuz the wife uses it to break up ice jams?
Why does my wife drive the car through the driveway 4 or 5 times before I get the snowblower out and have to try to cut through the friggin packed snow?
Why does my steel roof wait until I have the drive finished before it drops a load back in the driveway?
Why does the wind blow the frigging snow back into my face when I trying to clear the driveway?
Why does my wife ring my friggin cell phone when I'm snowblowing and say 'Good Job' I'll make coffee for when you finish!!
WHY WHY WHY !!!
I'm turning into a Grumpy Old Phart !!!!!!
The Ole Sarge
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