[grampa old spook]

nah bud,i only fart to get rid of the bitchy ones in a hurry who clammer up my ass ,thats when i get real beligrant and just about punch them out.i know of one dd up here that has "special coffee" for those a*hole cops who dont ever pay for a cup n if they did the world would end and morons who give the gerls hell.even the manager lets them do it,and you wonder why i dont eat out unless its mrs.roseys or mrs.chow's chinese those 2 women go out of theyre way for me above and beyond what they do for normal customers and when i do drink alcohol i get top shelf and never charged in the drinks .they love me as i respect them and i always get the best food and service,why? i respect them for who they are and talk to them as if they my own kin.mrs chows is a hottttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee too.