Perhaps a compromise is needed....
How about...
6 guys
2 sets of plugs
1 deadline
Say March 21st????
That would be 14 plugs per person all due by the 1st day of spring (Very fitting

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As long as this works for everyone the list would look like this so far...
Canalman
Slip
Chumbucket
Christian
Newell Guy (?)
I think I'll do realistic and "nutbag"
I really hope this works out... dying to see what comes out of this.
-Dave