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Canalman · 12-19-2003, 07:53 PM

A pirate walks into a bar..

He's dressed just as you would expect a pirate to be dressed, ya know, ruffly shirt, peg leg, eye patch and other attire associated with swash buckling, pillaging and the like. The only thing is he has a boat steering wheel stuck on his "fishing rod" get my drift? (JohnR I'm trying to be family friendly)

Anyway... he walks up to the bar and says "bartender pour me a whiskey tall with no ice." The bartender turns to him with the glass and says "doesn't that steering wheel bother you?"

And the pirate says "Arrrr it drives me nuts!"

12-19-2003, 07:53 PM	#1
Canalman Calling Jon The Fisherman iTrader: (0) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Sack Of Mass Posts: 2,357	A pirate walks into a bar A pirate walks into a bar.. He's dressed just as you would expect a pirate to be dressed, ya know, ruffly shirt, peg leg, eye patch and other attire associated with swash buckling, pillaging and the like. The only thing is he has a boat steering wheel stuck on his "fishing rod" get my drift? (JohnR I'm trying to be family friendly) Anyway... he walks up to the bar and says "bartender pour me a whiskey tall with no ice." The bartender turns to him with the glass and says "doesn't that steering wheel bother you?" And the pirate says "Arrrr it drives me nuts!"
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