I saw a pirate captain in a restaurant, he had a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and a patch over his eye. I went over and struck up a conversation. After a while I asked about the peg leg. "Lost it to a shark" he said. How about the hook? lost in a sword fight. How'd yah lose the eye? "a seagull pooped in it" What I exclaimed.
" It was my first day with the new hook" he said.
