[JohnR]

Flap - That sounds cool ...

Date: June 14th, 2004
Location: xxxxxxxx xxxx xx Beach, CCNS
Lat: xx-xx-xx
Lon: xx-xx-xx

Local Cape Cod xxxx Guide, Mr. xxxx xxxxxx a/k/a xxxxxxxxxx has brougt us to xxxxxxxx xxxx xx Beach to show all of our wonderful viewers the continued blitz that has occured the last x days every xxxxxxx. If our guide xxxx had not requested that we blindfold the camera and the talking head, you would see that xxxxxxx are crashing xxxxxxx up on the beach, particulary where ther bars form the holes at xxxxxx xxxx.

We think there is something happening but our illustrious guide, Mr xxxxx has also required the use of ear muffs to prevent us from hearing which beach we are at.

This has been an arduous journey this morning as I've fallen so many times I've lost count going down the hill.

Live, Reporting for Censored Beach TV, somwhere east of the bridge trolls, your host, Biff Tallywhacker


Seriously, OTW TV sounds pretty stinking cool Might need to get involved in a xxxxxx xxxx xxxxxx beach segment