Yes hello Mr Jackson, how was your trip? Nice to meet you, I am such a big fan, could I have an autograph for my son???? He is such a big fan of yours! Now Mr Jackson.....if you would just hop into this limo, we will wisk you to the police department......champagne Mr Jackson? Now, when we arrive outside the station, of course for the benefit of the media, we will have to "apply" the handcuffs just for a moment when you float from the limo into the police station at which time we will then remove them gently, and have you wait in the stations special dudi/fecies room! This is a room where we make you sit for approximately 20 seconds while we fluff the pillows in the mug shot room where we will then take several photos of you...Mr Jackson, which is your good side??? Could we get make-up to just powder Mr Jacksons face a little more...and maybe some more lipstick....yes thats it! OK Mr Jackson, if you could just give us a big smile....we can finish up, and wisk you off to the airport and you can jet back to that perverted haven you call Never Never Land and claim that we mis-treated you!!!! OK Mr Jackson...thankyou for coming...nice to have met you, take care now!
