Let's set the record straight once and for all and get the focus off me because we all know, "I't's all about Mikey" (right Rick). The OK, nurse didn't have a magnifiying glass but she gave me a complex because she was staring, it didn't really hurt at all, as a matter of fact I had it done on a Friday before Memorial Day weekend, then turned down the pain killers, sat on an ice pack for four days and polished off four cases of beer then went back to work the following Tuesday. Now I'm like a Marine in training, "When my woman gives the order, I'm ready anytime, anywhere, no sissy raincoats, no survivors, and they only let me shoot blanks."
OK, can we please go back to the recovering patient, I'm sure his story is much more exciting.
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