Things to do at Wal-Mart
15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your significant other is taking their
sweet time:
Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when They
aren't looking.
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code
3' in housewares,...and see what happens.
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
Go into the gun department and ask to look at a rifle and then ask the clerk where the anti-depressents are.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you
people just leave me alone?
Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick Your nose.
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme From
'Mission Impossible'.
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using Different size
funnels.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK
ME!"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the position and
scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"
And last but not least: Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a
while and then Yell loudly "There's no toilet paper in here."
Something my husband would do