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ive done a couple of them . like putting things in others carriages ( not condoms ) . moving other people carriages to other aisles when they are not paying attention . settin alrm clocks to off at the same time a few minutes after Ive left . I used to put things in my jacket when I know Im being watched then discard it when security isnt looking . then when I leave and the store detective comes up and wants to see me back in the store I have no merchandise on me . I have even had to show them where I stashed it to prove I didnt leave the store with anything . they dont think thats funny at all . "I should arrest you" . "why I didnt remove anything from the store" !
next time Im allowed to go to a store Ill have to try that .
I really like the last one " theres no toilet paper in here" .
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