Flap, I have to disagree. The classic physiological human male response to the aforementioned stimulus is for all vital bodily fluids to drain to a ... err,
tumescent portion of the anatomy. That could exacerbate cotton mouth.
Now, if you instead visualize in front of you there is a juicy porterhouse steak with some lovely caramelized onions and creamed spinach on the side, with a nice glass of Italian Barolo wine, now THAT will get me
(Always thinking with me stomach...)