Sounds right:
15% average service
20% above average service
25%++ for a hottie waitress that keeps asking me if there is ANYTHING she get for me.
-1000% for the hospital bill after my wife hits me in the head with the frying pan. :P
Never left no tip (even when I was a poor college student).
Never been to a Hooters before (really). Worth the hospital bill, or ??
