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macojoe · 01-30-2004, 04:47 PM

A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his
glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink
from the same one twice.
An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his
camel beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots
the glass to pieces.
He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the
glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either!

A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller
Lite and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9
Beretta and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He says "In America we have
so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones
twice."

01-30-2004, 04:47 PM	#325
macojoe Seal Control iTrader: (1) Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Caver, Ma. Posts: 3,875	A Mexican drinks his Tequila and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice. An Iraqi obviously impressed by this, drinks his camel beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either! A US Marine, cool as a cucumber, picks up his Miller Lite and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his M-9 Beretta and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He says "In America we have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."